A farmer wakes up one morning to be greeted by a stranger in the yard. An inspector identifies himself. A woman cleaning her little café one evening gets a knock on the window. It’s the HSE on behalf of the Food Safety Authority. Now, can you imagine the gunk in their stomachs as they are introduced to these people? And I feel for them. You are doing your best, working hard to earn an honest living. And then: knock knock. Some “busybody” in a suit carrying a folder invades your home, your privacy, your life, trying to catch you out.