It’s been a busy breeding season. Cows and heifers have been frisky, but a few haven’t shown any signs of flirtation. Some haven’t come into heat at all. I wonder – do I need to set them in the mood? Should I print out posters of strong bulls prancing around in the field and put them on the wall of the milking parlour? Should I consider music? You might say, ‘Try pumping out some Barry White,’ but don’t be silly. Cows need something different. I will start with some classical first, and if Mozart doesn’t work, I might work try some techno or rap. Maybe some Notorious BIG. I think he once said, “Mo Cows, Mo Problems” (a man ahead of his time).