The story so far: the big day has arrived. No, not that big day. Mammy doesn’t even know when that date is because Jennifer and Declan are being so mysterious about it. Leon St James, the proposed civil celebrant for Jennifer and Declan’s wedding, is coming to the Drumfeakle Convention Centre - actually a hall with a corrugated roof.

He’s supposed to do a talk, sorry, deliver a seminar. The seminar is called Disruption: Creating Synergies to Become a Better You, a one-day ‘growth-platform’ for Entrepreneurs in the Kilsudgeon-Drumfeakle Catchment Area.