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Farmers Journal on 15 Jan 2015

Five words to ruin a date with a farmer
The hashtag #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer has taken off on Twitter this morning with contributions coming in from all over the world. We've picked out some of the best tweets for you.
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Farmers Journal on 15 Jan 2015
Some phrases are best avoided if you want to get on well on a date with a farmer
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Have you road frontage #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

— SligoRobotman (@Sligorobotman) January 15, 2015

My Chihuahua's a work dog #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

— giselle (@gissiebella) January 15, 2015

I really like daylight saving... #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

— Brendan Taylor (@Warraboy) January 15, 2015

I wish I had quota. #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer #QuotaHunter

— Christine O'Reilly (@OReilly_Ag) January 15, 2015

We should save the Badgers #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

— Rich T (@rich_t_b) January 15, 2015

It's me or the sheep.. #goodbye #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

— Rosie Hetherington (@R_o_s_i_e_H) January 15, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer I like 10hours uninterrupted sleep (I know 6 words)

— JanetBailey (@janetsathome1_) January 15, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer I think I'm a vegetarian

— Robyn Verrall (@robynverrall) January 15, 2015

What about your balance sheet? #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

— Britni? (@tinikuhns) January 15, 2015

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