It’s nice when any field of cereal has been planted at the correct time, with seeds sown into a lovely fine tilth, and all within part of a healthy crop rotation.I can then write about it, and the words flow like dried barley out of a trailer. I tend to eulogise about high potential yield, the importance of doing the job properly, and I can drop broad hints that I really am on top of my game. By contrast, this year’s spring barley has ticked every undesirable box, and I have no idea how to put any sort of positive spin on what could turn into a costly debacle.