Believe it or not, while I’ve been an IFA member since birth, I’ve never taken part in an IFA protest. In fact, you’d probably be more likely to see me campaigning with the Mothers Union for more Fairtrade coffee than you would with an IFA placard. (The worthy Mothers Union does actually exist – it’s a prayerful version of ICA or WI in the wee North). I’ve never campaigned with the Mothers Union either, though in today’s gender-neutral world, I’d say I could join. I’m pretty sure you can be a male mother nowadays. But it’s more than that. I think the whole PC gender identity thing has gone crazy. Now you can’t ask for a female hydraulic coupling or a male BSP nipple without someone saying you’re being sexist.